Todd took the kids to Toys r Us to spend their cash from great-grandma.
He let each of them pick out anything they wanted as long as it was $10
or less. Sophie came home with a family set of barbie dolls (not real
barbies). It had a dad, mom, toddler, stroller and once undressed we
found a baby in the mom's belly. Totally disturbing. The belly pops
off, the baby comes out and then her flat belly flips over and tada -
she had a baby.
Thanks to this toy this conversation happened:
Tayson: Mom did we get cut out of you?
Me: No some people have babies cut out but I was able to push you all out
Tayson: how?
Me: well... between my legs
Tayson: did it crack your butt hole?
Me: no. it didn't come out of my butt closer to where I pee
Tayson: oh. so don't you think there should be blood on the barbie?
Me: (grateful for the change of subject) yea I guess so
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