Friday, May 20, 2016

My Crazy Fish Life



The story begins with a fish named Carl (that's me!) I was swimming along one day with my best friend Jonathan. We are teen fish of the fire fish kind and we were heading to "school" (a large herd of fish).  When out of the blue a large fisherman boat came and we saw the shadow and I don't know about Jonathan but I thought "Dang! That's a big rock!" So being the stupid fish we were, we went towards it and swam right into a net where we were lifted into the boat and shipped from the Great Atlantic Ocean to a fish store in Provo, Utah. I was there for about 10 months (actually 10 days...)

One day a man with a brown beard, white skin, brown hair, black shorts and a superman shirt stared at me for about 10 seconds. Then he gestured to the man who captured me and he came and captured me again with a small net along with my friend Jonathan.  We were thrown in a bag, scared and alone when we got to a giant landmark (house). The man with the beard stored us in a room in the bottom underground and it was quite the life! Free food that didn’t swim away, no sharks, octopi, Fishermen. Nothing bad. 

Until one day it happened. The man with the beard brought us up to a bigger tank and we were put in and named.  I was Poop and Jonathan was named Die. They called us the “poop or die” fish. We had the life! Rocks, sand and once again food and no predators.  Jonathan and I loved it.  We swam all day and slept all night and these weird big creatures would admire us! When the man with the beard would come by we were always fed.

One day a new thing came into our ocean, it was a plant like creature. Jonathan and I went to introduced ourselves to the snake like plant in a pipe but every time we got within about five inches it fled back into its pipe! So after that attempt we just went back to regular life for about two days.  Then Jonathan just sat their awkwardly laying on the rocks until I figured out he had no eyes, he was dead. I stayed there for maybe two hours mourning Jonathan's death. Then I dug a hole next to a rock and hid there for a long time only coming out to eat.

About 2 months later a strange white grey type fish came and started eating sand I named him Sandy and I introduced myself as Carl. He reminded me of Jonathan, he was nice and I had company again. I had the life again. We would swim around scare snake plant pipe thing, eat and sleep we had it good for a long time.  About two months later a new fish was dumped in our ocean, he was purple and had a nasty battle scar. His tail... was cut off! He is a crazy fish, he swims so fast and is always being funny.  Just after he came in I counted eight fish coming into the ocean. A giant fish we call Biggie. He's so much bigger than me! And the silver brothers, there are three of them and a little silver baby who follows them everywhere.  Goldie the orange fish. And there were also two striped fish. 

They all told me the same story. It was "The Toddler Attack" they all said in unison. "One day two toddlers attacked us in the small ocean underground and almost killed us all.  They threw things into the tank and tried to grab us!" Just then a face popped in front of the glass in my ocean. I got so scared that I flew into the sand and was in there for a bit.  


I needed to get out of this ocean, I tried to escape but I couldn't.  I swam so much until I finally gave up. So I laid on a rock as if I was dead for two days only eating food that fell into my mouth. Then one day I finally woke up and realized there wasn’t anything to be afraid of.  There are no sharks, or fishermen or even toddlers that can get me in my small ocean.  The man with the beard brings me food every day and now I have lots of friends to play with.  I guess my life isn’t so bad after all. 

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Jazz Game

My team got tickets to the Jazz game on the first row.  It was so amazing!!  I can't believe how close we were.  Literally sitting on the floor.  We got a fancy dinner at the 100 Club before the game too.  SO MUCH FUN!!









Saturday, November 1, 2014

Decluttering

Today I cleaned out my nightstand and I found so many fun little gems.  My old BYU ID and my high school glasses.  And my favorite picture of Claire and Luke when they were tiny.  Why in the world do I have all of this stuff in my night stand....time to go into storage!

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

Oh how we love dressing up for Halloween.  It's fun to come up with costumes and for some reason I just love homemade costumes for myself.  This year I saw a picture of a leg lamp and couldn't wait to do it.  After spending time and money buying all the supplies to make my own lamp shade Todd found one that was perfect in our storage room.  So I wasn't up all night crafting :)


Tayson decided he would help me and take the girls trick or treating this year.  I mean why not get candy while helping out.  Smart kid.


Luke dressed up as Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy


 Tayson was a skeleton

Elsa

And of course my little Princess Anna (who had cute braids in the morning but decided not to keep them in).  She really wanted the coronation dress but it was $100 so she decided to wear the costume she got for her birthday and asked me to buy her a toy instead. win win.

Monday, October 27, 2014

11th Annual Pumpkin Carving

As always this years party had lots of food and lots of pumpkins.  I love this fun party so much!
 





Todd did a Jack Skelinton pumpkin this year - I love it so much!  And we grew it in our garden!!

Mystery Dinner

I love our annual Mystery Dinner - it is so much work but we have so much fun so it's totally worth it.  I tried to come up with kid friendly food and lots of variety this year.  We did 3 courses of 3 items each.


This years menu:


Bones and Blood
(they were served with marinara sauce not ketchup but the picture ended up with ketchup)
To make these I bought breadstick dough cut each strip into 4 pieces then shaped into a bone.

Stay Puft
This is brownies with a marshmallow and heated up frosting -
the faces melted a little but they were delicious

Bloody Face
This is one that we do almost every year because the kids eat them and they are so easy

I want my Mummy
You can't see it very well but it was the one item I didn't get a picture of.
It was a hot dog wrapped in crescent rolls

Ghastly Ghost
So easy and so fun
Heidi made these and she #nailedit

Monster Mash
These little cheese balls were yummy and kid friendly but a lot of work to make

King Tut
Megan made these and they turned out amazing. 
She did oreo truffles dipped in white chocolate with mini chocolate chips for the eyes.

Candy Corn
Pineapple, clementine, whip cream and candy corn. 

 Graveyard
pudding cup, crushed oreos and some jello worms
I have to do the jello worms every year because the kids absolutely HATE them and it cracks me up.

I did drinks a little different this year.  I gave the kids 3 options and just had them choose.  They could do "the undead" which was a mummy juice box or "casper"  which was a white cup with a ghost face drawn on with milk or "love potion" which was red kool-aid with dry ice.  All the kids changed to love potion once we started serving drinks :)






Costumes are required :)









And of course the kitchen must be hidden :)



Sunday, August 31, 2014

Tayson's Talk

Tayson gave his first talk in Sacrament meeting today.  He did such a great job and didn't seem nervous at all.  Then again, what did I expect...the kid loves a captive audience.  :)

His talk was on James 1:5 - he had such a great joke at the start.  Here is the first part of his talk:

Hi my name is Tayson Johnson I just turned twelve and I got the preisthood two weeks ago and I'm talk already - sigh.  To introduce myself I'm going to tell you three things I like and three things I don't like.  I like video games, sports and my awesome dad.  Three things I don't like are homework, waking up early and my dad telling me to write things about him being "awesome".  I was asked to speak on James 1:5.

Luke gave a talk in primary too.  It was crazy having both boys give talks on the same day.  His talk was on how wholesome activities strengthen the family.  He wrote his whole talk and even changed it a little on the fly because he realized our family bonded more in Cancun staying in a hotel together than just focusing on the Whale Shark tour :)

It was a very proud mom day today!