Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Perfect Husband

I got this email today. I'm sure most of you have gotten it before so you don't need to read the whole thing. When I read it I was thinking to myself...where did I stop when I picked Todd? I put my answer at the bottom.....aren't you so anxious to see where I stopped?

WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Happy Shopping!!!!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


I'm going to have to say Floor 3. I can't honestly say he loves housework. I think I got off on the perfect floor with him and couldn't wish for a better husband.

2 comments:

The last Unicorn said...

He may not love housework... but I know he has creative uses for dish soap! You may have to ask him about this one. John and Todd were pretty creative when it came to torturing younger sisters :)

Unknown said...

I think that I got off on floor 3.5LG does help with housework off and on. He doesn't like it, but he will do it. I LOVED THAT E-MAIlL, it is so true. We are so hard to please.